For Patriots ONLY
Our glasses are proudly made for Americans only! No one else can even dream of wearing these shades. They are meticulously crafted to fit the American face, enhance the American vision, and complement the American spirit. If you’re not American, you wouldn’t understand the raw freedom of these glasses.
"I bought these sunglasses for a 4th of July party, thinking they would be a fun gag accessory. Little did I know. I pulled them out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I put them on, and my max bench press increased by 100lbs. I now have a pet bald eagle to watch over my property, ensuring that commies will never trespass."
George W.
Online Review Thief
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